Tag: Comedy

Gilbert Godfrey: Breaking Bad Monologue

It’s great seeing so many people do this line from A&E’s Breaking Bad, Which is one of the greatest story arcs I’ve ever seen.

“Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see?  Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn’t believe it.  Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me.
No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger!
A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!”

Samuel L Jackson is Breaking Bad

Samuel L Jackson has been doing alot of press for Alzheimer’s Association and as part of the promotion, he’s taken to Reddit for a top voted 300 word monologue contest. The first one he did was pretty good and you can check it out here or at the end of post. This new one he did takes the cake. It’s a monologue original given by Walter White in Breaking Bad, and hearing Sammy L recite it just takes it to a whole new level. It sounds so much like something he would say in Pulp Fiction that it’s unreal. Check out his Donation Site that was setup and make sure to follow him on Twitter.

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Iron Man 3 Official Trailer

Iron Man 3 is coming out to theaters May 3rd. I’m not a big fan of superhero movies but Robert Downey Jr. makes these movies an entertaining and fresh series to watch. The plots have been average but the real winner is the special effects. With the 200 Million dollar budget they got, it’s a must that everything is smooth, life-like and rendered to perfection.

Jon Favreau is only on as the executive producer and passing the directorial reigns. Shane Black is taking over the directing of this movie, being the second film he’s directed but with his screenwriting background on the Lethal Weapon movies, hopefully it comes out to be a decent watch.

Positivity

This s a clip that I’ve seen years and years ago but also think of as soon whenever something goes right. I give to you, one of the best and most uplifting quotes of the modern age from a young Mr. Milhouse Van Houton.

New Kick-Ass 2 Trailer!

The new trailer really makes this one look like it’s going to be good. usually sequels aren’t close to the originals but with this comic book style of movie, there’s alot of potential. Plus with Jim Carrey playing a role and McLovin changing up his character, I’m def going to download it haha.

Maximus’ Argentina Plans

Maximus Thor is a guy that has a bunch of short videos of his young son dubbed with an old black guys voice. I can’t watch this without laughing my ass off everytime the little guy speaks. “I got a line on some nazi gold, we gonna be movin’ stacks………. And makin’ racks!”