Category: Humor
Gilbert Godfrey: Breaking Bad Monologue
It’s great seeing so many people do this line from A&E’s Breaking Bad, Which is one of the greatest story arcs I’ve ever seen.
“Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger!A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!”
Samuel L Jackson is Breaking Bad
Samuel L Jackson has been doing alot of press for Alzheimer’s Association and as part of the promotion, he’s taken to Reddit for a top voted 300 word monologue contest. The first one he did was pretty good and you can check it out here or at the end of post. This new one he did takes the cake. It’s a monologue original given by Walter White in Breaking Bad, and hearing Sammy L recite it just takes it to a whole new level. It sounds so much like something he would say in Pulp Fiction that it’s unreal. Check out his Donation Site that was setup and make sure to follow him on Twitter.
Maximus’ Argentina Plans
Maximus Thor is a guy that has a bunch of short videos of his young son dubbed with an old black guys voice. I can’t watch this without laughing my ass off everytime the little guy speaks. “I got a line on some nazi gold, we gonna be movin’ stacks………. And makin’ racks!”
Nutella is as Healthy as Frosting
There’s a few ladies that I worked with that would munch the hell out of those small Nutella snack packs because the “Nutella is Healthy”. If you look at the labels, Nutella is actually worse for you than eating straight frosting. The Better Crocker is based off of 2 Tbsp while Nutella is only rating for 1 but if you double that or halve the frosting it still is the better option for snacking at work, and it tastes so much better.
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Breaking Bad: Canada
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